firedooring

A one sided relationship in which one person is usually being taken advantage of.

Variations: Firedoor, firedoored.

I keep texting this girl, but she only messages me when she wants something. I think she's firedooring me.

by Nikki Romero October 29, 2017

Firewooding

Stacking Ben Wa balls in your ass horizontal instead of vertical.

I can't believe how much firewooding Paul pulled off. I mean, how much money did he spend on Ben Wa balls? He has an incredibly gaping anus

by DickDickington September 8, 2017

firewooding

The act of cutting up a large piece of timber into firewood with a chainsaw or drop saw.

Firewooding the trunk only took one hour.

by sabtrader June 24, 2009