When your girlfriend's mom catches the two of you making out and s just watching for like 5 minutes; and then simply scares the shit out of you by yelling one of your names

Rob: So we were at the park, then her mom caught us making out and I was like SHIT!
Rob's Wingman: Dude, that is classic funnitico

Funnitico by Laxislife777 January 27, 2010

Finitiating

A term used when on table in the grill area when working at McDonald's. The term is typically used when someone is on Side 2 all by themselves and they initiate and finish the sandwiches alone. Finitiating can also take place on Side 1 when the finisher either has to go to the bathroom, get a drink or some other non-work oriented task.

Side 1 Finisher: Hey, I'm gonna go refill the ketchup and grab a tray of reg buns in the back real quick.. are you alright finitiate for a minute?

Grill Manager: Worker 1 on Side 1 finishing.. Worker 2 on Side 1 initiating.. Worker 3, you'll be finitiating on Side 2.

Finitiating by nutinurmacaroni April 19, 2016

Finitiative

Having what it takes to finish one's own initiatives.

Everyone is big about taking initiatives, then leaves the job unfinished! Take finitiatives!

Finitiative by maltzXD November 15, 2016

Finnified

1. you get turned emo by finn(me)
2. you are cool like finn(me)

you are finnified.

Finnified by ovuraperas June 13, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026