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When your girlfriend's mom catches the two of you making out and s just watching for like 5 minutes; and then simply scares the shit out of you by yelling one of your names
Rob: So we were at the park, then her mom caught us making out and I was like SHIT!
Rob's Wingman: Dude, that is classic funnitico
Funnitico by Laxislife777 January 27, 2010
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Funnification

Ask James' dad if he enjoys the Benny Goodman Orchestra. Please try to pronounce name properly. Name not even funny on its own. Name not even susceptible to funnification.

(From Shoebox Project #1 on LiveJournal.)

Funkilicous 

When something is so funking funky that there is no funking word to explain the funking funkiness of an object or song.
The Red Hot Chili Peppers are Funkilicous, man!!
Funkilicous by Justin Funkerson June 14, 2010

Un-funnities

All those errands, chores, and other annoying tasks you don't want to do and that get in the way of actual fun.
I wanted to go to the movies but I had a long list of un-funnities to get through first.
Un-funnities by ALeftyWriter February 22, 2009

Funnatio 

The act of giving oral stimulation to one's funmeat.
"It was the best funnatio Misty had ever had"
Funnatio by BadGirl82 February 10, 2010
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"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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