fingerson

A last name of a person who loves the outdoors and ocean, they believe that are a true selky and belong in nature(usually nudist). They have the most amazing personality and are the best people to be close with

Wow Ms fingerson should put some clothes on around the nabiers!

I was having a bad day but fingerson really cheered me up

fingerson by anonymous April 14, 2024

fingerson

A really cheerful person who loves the ocean and believes they are part selkie, that always brighten your day and love the act of being nood. Their favorite activity is going outside and playing in nature (especially naked).

Omg Ms fingerson, put some clothes on around the nabiers!

Fingerson is skinny dipping again

fingerson by anonymous April 14, 2024

fanny fingering formula 

Here it is boys the formula that you have been waiting for. This simple calculation will tell you how many fingers you can fit into any woman's pussy.

The calculation:

Her shoe size + the number of kids she has minus the number of four-legged pets she has

Example shoe size 5 + 3 kids minus 0 four-legged pets = 8 fingers

Divide that by 2 to get the anal calculation

For reference women with big feet and multiple children have massive gaping beggars canyon like flanges and huge gaping arseholes

I wonder how big her pussy is? Simple just use the fanny fingering formula

fanny fingering formula by Working Class Hero November 24, 2020

Fingerbangitis 

This is the result of over drinking and over fingering. After a long period of fingering the vagina, the fingers and wrist get sore and swollen. Should heal in 3-5 days.

Dude, I fingerbanged this chick so long last night I got fingerbangitis.

Fingerbangitis by I am Wolf June 23, 2014

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest 

A Dark Web fictional all adult porn film that contains similar character's of the Harry Potter films, performing sexual acts with wands, fingers, energy stones and fudge. An Epstein island production cult film.

Severus Snape the sexual cult leader that follows the Talmud teachings, decide's that Hermione Granger should share some of her light energy to help repair his cursed soul after when he drinks the proper puka monatomic gold . Draco Malfoy (also a Talmuder) aids Severus on this mission, so Draco can also have a sip of proper puka monatomic gold. This will also gives Draco Paladin (black magic power) star energy for an easier progress of this world, but then having nothing in the after-life. This black magic power makes it a difficult challenge for Harry and Ron Weasley to expose Severus and Draco's satanic cult to the visionary world (to the so-called Gentiles).

Ron knows all about Draco's and Severus Sunday nights with Hermione, but Ron has been black-mailed by Severus to keep his mouth shut! But still gives Harry riddles to what is happening behind the scenes about his girlfriend Hermione in the hands (and fingers) of Draco and Severus. Harry clicked on and decided to make a fudge fest party with Hermione to draw people away from Snape's and Draco''s New World Order schemes. Harry then goes to expose their dirty schemes to his colleagues.

Example 1:

Rabbi: "Just going home to Dark web it and see what's on Red Room"

Tommy: "Go deeper and watch Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest!"

Example 2:

"Wing-gar-dium Levi-o-sa" is called "wee-fudge-dem-all-ova" in this cult film.

Harry Pothead And The Fanny Philosophers Fingering Fudge Fest by One Large June 17, 2020

Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.

"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"

Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

fingerlingus 

Other forms: fangalangus, fingerlinging fangalangin'

The act of orally stimulating a woman's clitoris with one's tongue while simultaneously "fingerblasting" her with one or more digits.

"So I was fingerblasting the shit out of Becky last night and it wasn't doing the trick, so I threw my tongue in the mix rocked some fingerlingus.

fingerlingus by SteveGee April 13, 2014