fingerlet 

An alternative name for a ring often used in jokes or to sound stupid

"I just bought my wife a fingerlet for her birthday!"

fingerlet by CJ Sookis June 15, 2024

short-fingered vulgarian 

white-supremacist septuagenarian fucktard whose early-morning defecations are accompanied by spewings of Hitlerian hate speech via Twitter Rage; see Donald J. Trump; also: assclown; Republican

Donald J. Trump is the proto-typical short-fingered vulgarian.

short-fingered vulgarian by Eppypotamus June 19, 2019

Fingerlock 

A joining of the four non-thumb fingers, like a horizontal high five, with fingers straight and interlocked, met and squeezed. Most common use: congratulations. Can also be romantic or supportive, a gesture between friends, signifying solidarity.

"Good joke, dude, fingerlock!"

"I'm glad you came, babe, fingerlock me."

"Sweetheart, you'll be okay, fingerlock and forget!"

Fingerlock by Tubetop2012 July 12, 2012

fingerlingus 

Other forms: fangalangus, fingerlinging fangalangin'

The act of orally stimulating a woman's clitoris with one's tongue while simultaneously "fingerblasting" her with one or more digits.

"So I was fingerblasting the shit out of Becky last night and it wasn't doing the trick, so I threw my tongue in the mix rocked some fingerlingus.

fingerlingus by SteveGee April 13, 2014

fingerberry 

(Derived from Dingleberry)

The act of wiping your ass and having your finger poke through the toilet paper leaving it with feces on the tip.

"I saw Johnny washing his hands for 10 minutes after he wiped to hard and got a serious fingerberry"

fingerberry by Smuls32 April 18, 2014

Short-fingered Vulgarian 

Generally used to refer to crude aging twitter addicts with poor spelling skills and even worse judgement. Poofy (bad) hair and spray tan are optional, but common ...

That short-fingered Vulgarian is spouting nonsense and lunacy on his Twitter feed *again*. The number of innapropriate tweets is unpresidented...

Short-fingered Vulgarian by Fugotheugo December 22, 2016

fingerbutting

Sticking a finger up another person's asshole, or their own.

I caught Tom fingerbutting himself.

fingerbutting by Dr. Nardacci April 2, 2011