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finger me!
When a person is too desperate to wait for their fuckbuddy, so they decide to stir their pussy yogurt with their clammy fingers.
Bitch 1) DAMNIT! JON! QUIT CLOSING THE FUCKING DRAWER ON YOUR PENIS!
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).
Jon) Sorry, baby!
Bitch 1) (Rips off pants and uses the quintuplets to stir her pussy soup).
finger me! by mooki February 26, 2005
finger me hard
When a female wants a male to aggresivly shove his finger(s) into her anus for pleasure.
Horny naked woman: "finger me hard baby"
Naked man: *shoves fingers up her while jacking off*
Horny naked woman: *moans*
Horny naked woman: "finger me hard baby"
Naked man: *shoves fingers up her while jacking off*
Horny naked woman: *moans*
finger me hard by justme123 May 14, 2015
Finger Me Good
A shot made with Crown Royal Canadian Whiskey and Butterscotch Schnapps.
Etymology: Probable from the candy bar Butterfinger; The term for manual stimulation of the female genetalia.; And the cocktail is good.
Etymology: Probable from the candy bar Butterfinger; The term for manual stimulation of the female genetalia.; And the cocktail is good.
Finger Me Good by Bill G March 27, 2005
finger me like a bitch
finger me like a bitch by Stewe the baby May 3, 2018
finger me right in the fartbox
finger me right in the fartbox by Big Dec May 13, 2018
Ya Finger Deal Me
Ya Finger Deal Me by The Young Untouchable July 15, 2006
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