finger farm
Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.
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How was your date last night? Finger farm?
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How was your date last night? Finger farm?
finger farm by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007
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finger farming
finger farming by bob1000 December 3, 2009
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Farmville finger
Painful joint pain in the pointer finger that is the result of harvesting, plowing, and seeding too much on Farmville. This condition is more common for people who use Macs, or another computer with the flat mouse.
"Hey, __, wanna get started on that project due tomorrow?"
"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"
"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"
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farmer finger
farmer finger by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017
Farmer finger
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