finger farm

Putting three or more fingers into a woman's vagina.

Mary's gash was so wet I had not problem planting a finger farm inside of her.

or

How was your date last night? Finger farm?

finger farm by Pokey the Clown March 11, 2007

finger farming 

planting your fingers where they don't belong. cultivating a woman not in your possession.

the girlfriend said to the boyfriend "you go finger farming around we are done!".

finger farming by bob1000 December 3, 2009

Farmville finger 

Painful joint pain in the pointer finger that is the result of harvesting, plowing, and seeding too much on Farmville. This condition is more common for people who use Macs, or another computer with the flat mouse.

"Hey, __, wanna get started on that project due tomorrow?"

"Ok, but you've gotta write, my farmville finger is acting up"

Farmville finger by Ogabasi October 21, 2009

farmer finger

the act of a southern man or farmer inserting his dirty finger in the girls pussy

hey i gave that girl the farmer finger last night

farmer finger by 420 weed smoker February 14, 2017

Farmer finger

The ability a farmer has to tighten a nut or bolt with his fingers that a lesser man needs a wrench to loosen it.

"Hey man, can you hand me a 12mm wrench? Your dad Farmer Fingered the shit out of this bolt.

Farmer finger by PolishPounder May 6, 2019

fingerfarts

cracking you knuckels.

fingerfarts are cool

fingerfarts by njskrtnghaet April 16, 2009