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the act of sticking your finger through the zipper of your jeans and humping girls or guys for sexual pleasures, with an open mouth and making awkward sex noises.
Steve: Hey Jezzy, look!

Jezabelle: Get your finger dick away from me!

or

Steve: Uhh Uhh, YES OMG ALL THE WAY BABY!!!

Eric: Umm Steve, I'm a dude and get your finger dick away from me!

Steve: The fact you're a dude makes it more interesting, and I know you like!
by appledumplings69 March 15, 2009
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A dick that sadly isn't any bigger than a finger
Chick 1: that guy is so cute
Chick 2: he's not worth it, he's got a class A fingerdick
by Pumbernacallydickdude August 17, 2017
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