finecraft

1.) Minecraft but you pay $1000 fines every hour
2.) someone doing Minecraft video but accidentally messes up the logo

Hey guys we just played finecraft with my friends and it was a disaster.

finecraft by Fossae Ed April 8, 2023

Philza Minecraft 

The creator of Minecraft

Person 1: who created Minecraft

Person 2: Philza Minecraft

Person 1: wasn’t it Not-
Person 2: PHILZA MINECRAFT

Philza Minecraft by skylinepotter January 18, 2021

Go Minecraft yourself 

When Twitter decided that being a bully was too mean for their site, users began to follow up any insult with "....in Minecraft" to avoid a ban. To "Go Minecraft Yourself" is the shortened version of "Go kill yourself.... in Minecraft."

Jones: Hey everyone I had an affair.
Dom: Dude you're a dick. You should just go Minecraft yourself
Zach: Bro go fall off a 24-block high cliff
Mike: ! I hope you get Syphilis.... in Minecraft.

Go Minecraft yourself by MormonJudy July 26, 2019

Philza Minecraft 

The creator of minecraft that played hardcore for 5 years and died to a baby zombie in gold armor.

WATCH OUT PHILLLLLLL(Philza Minecraft)

Philza Minecraft by Vscountt February 3, 2021

Minecraft 

Pure happiness in the form of a blocky video game

Person 1: How do you uninstall minecraft?
Person 2: So you know how some sins are unforgivable?

Minecraft by A human you dont know November 24, 2020

minecraft 

a game where you can troll your friends and scream into your mic until your mother disowns you and takes you back to the adoption center.

"wanna play minecraft?"
"no last time you made me break up with my mincecraft girlfriend."

minecraft by nimimi December 17, 2018

minecraft girlfriend 

Probably your uncle.

Do you have a minecraft girlfriend

I did before I realised its my uncle.

minecraft girlfriend by Mark the reddit virgin April 3, 2020