Philza

the man who created minecraft

philza

by lunchclub_adict March 19, 2021

Philza

Philza is our father, his followers his children. Unfortunately he doesn’t have enough money to feed us. I haven’t been fed in days, nay, weeks... I don’t even know anymore...

Twitch prime sub: You watching philza?

Tier three sub: You bet it.

Twitch prime sub: Is mumza home yet?

Tier three sub: No, but wilbursoot has raided.

by ~spoooogyny~ May 11, 2020

Philza

An honestly chill dude, always cares for his fans and plays Minecraft Hardcore Mode. Also known for dying to a Baby Zombie and a Spider.

SomeRandomGuy Cheered 300x!

SomeRandomGuy: “hey Philza i lost my 3 month hardcore world to a glitch, and im feeling hopeless. i dont have the confidence to try again”
Philza: “Aw man that sucks. Always keep pushing yourself to do things even if it costs you stuff. Stay strong”

Chat: “INSPIRATIONAL PHILZA POG”

by • Lazy • October 24, 2020

Philza

A twitch streamer and youtuber who created minecraft and whose fanbase all have daddy issues and need a father figure

Person 1: "Hey, are you watching Philza?"

Person 2: "Yeah, why?"

Person 1: "Damn, your daddy issues are that bad huh?"

Person 2: "Yeah..."

by Chloenator2007 March 29, 2021

Philza

Philza Minecraft is the god of Minecraft and creator of women.

He has many children, and once died to a baby zombie.
He is very, VERY ancient.

His name is Philza Minecraft, and he is quite old.

by Anon#82827728188 March 28, 2021

Philza

The man, the myth, the minecraft.
Philza minecraft

"Greedy greedy Phil"
"Worth it"

"Philza's fanbase is so chill"
"You haven't met the discord..."

by Gumpoi April 12, 2021

philzaed

To be killed by a baby zombie in the game called minecraft.

Especially if the world is hardcore
and especially x2 combo if you have had been playing on the world for a long time

Wow I almost got philzaed on my first few nights

by Psynomous Bosch January 21, 2021