findel 

Another way to say pencil.

Creator: Nicholas Allen

Oh no! I forgot my special findel for the test.

findel by Poyraz Demir June 24, 2021

Fidelia 

Fidelia is the feminine form of the Latin adjective that means faithful or loyal. It was popular among the Puritans but as people with the qualities of Fidelia have declined, so has the popularity of the name.

Fidelias are the most loyal women you will ever meet, to their parents, their boyfriends, their husbands, and their children. They never betray, never abandon, and never give up on the ones they love. Filled with compassion and empathy, Fidelias will do almost anything to help even a total stranger, anything except lie or deceive.

If a Fidelia tells you something, you know it's true, because Fidelias always tell the truth! Consider yourself fortunate if you have a Fidelia for a friend. Consider yourself the most fortunate man in the world if you are married to a Fidelia.

Fidelias are so trustworthy that they are often too trusting, to the point of being nieve. Their honest, kindhearted, and loyal natures make them especially vulnerable to being betrayed. Beware that if you betray a Fidelia, you will experience the wrath of the Almighty.

Fidelias are so beautiful and rare that most men assume they don't have a chance with one. Most men don't, but not because of their looks. What Fidelias really admire in men is their character. If you are a man of honor, don't be afraid to tell a Fidelia about your feelings for her, no matter how beautiful she is. She is attracted to men that are courageous, honorable, and value her as the rare treasure she is.

In all these years, my wife has never once cheated on me. She's a perfect Fidelia.

Most beautiful women are stuck up snobs, but that girl is soooooo sweet and beautiful. What a Fidelia!

Fidelia by Knight George January 18, 2013

findle

finding is a sexual attraction between two people. could be cuddling; kissing, or simply flirting via snapchat. whatever your heart desires is what you findle.

Did you see a ginger and some trump supporter findle the other night? I bet they’re in love!

findle by findlingdragon123 March 19, 2021

dirty fidel 

Variation of the "dirty sanchez;" immediately after fisting one's partner, the fister takes his or her hand and wipes in across the lower half of the fistee's face, resulting in a thin shit-based beard that causes the the recipient's face to resemble that of Cuban dictator Fidel Castro.

Note: More fecal matter is required for this particular act than for the closely related "dirty sanchez;" it is thusly recommended that the recipient preferably have a sizable crap on deck; or more conveniently, perform this act immediately following a cleveland steamer, or any other act that requires excrement to be evacuated from the body.

One time I gave this slut a dirty fidel . . . it made me want a cigar and a plane ticket to Havana.

dirty fidel by senorguitarra September 5, 2008

Norman Finkelstein 

One of the most intelligent political critics in the USA. Due to his outspoken style and controversial opinions he has been ostracized in political discussion as well as in his profession. Despite being a Jew, he has been labelled as an anti-semite by many for his criticism of Israel.

See also: Noam Chomsky, Howard Zinn.

Norman Finkelstein's assertion of the existence of a Holocaust Industry has caused a great amount of controversy.

Norman Finkelstein by Servant Of Progress December 11, 2004

fidelity 

faithfulness to a person, cause, belief, etc, demonstrated by continued loyalty and support.

he had no fidelity so he cheated on his girl.

fidelity by JessFace September 29, 2008

Finder Moment

An intense conversation that is often one-sided and emotionally volatile that continues without stopping, crescendoing without a peak or end in sight.

A long conversation that ensues about politics, banking, illegal drug use, etc. - lead mainly by one individual who continues to beat the figurative horse to death until any others involved in the conversation wish they were elsewhere. Might be referred to after-the-fact as "There he goes, again. Had another Finder Moment."

Finder Moment by Smmidget February 1, 2017