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my ex girlfriend came up to my uncle and ask him to fincar her later the night in front of me, i later killed both of them
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A mythical hairy beast-type creature. Musical, likes to blow on his trombone. He wears teeny shorts pulled up very high. His favourite porn site is midgetamputeesex.com
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Sammy Fingar
A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.
Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.
Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.
Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.
Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.
After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!
Sammy Fingar by Oona Pelota April 28, 2020
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