filepe 

the most handsome person ever

literally everyone: filepe is soooo hot

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filepe by jeffdiamondchin November 18, 2020

Filipeepee 

Edgy Filipino teens (and sometimes adults) that try to act cool on the internet by way of sadboi-ing or self-deprecating the Filipino race as a whole.

Typically brash, immature, and extremely toxic when confronted rationally when it comes to following community guidelines, the average Filipeepee would typically ignore an FB, Reddit, or any other social media platform group's rules and regulations (i.e international communities where they still insist on posting in their native tongue despite set rules).

Currently, there exists 4 (embarassing) variants of the Filipeepee namely 1.) "Edgy Memer Filipeepee",2.) "Reactor Filipeepee", 3.) "Bandwagon Filipeepee", and 4.) "Overtly Political but otherwise Hypocritical Filipeepee".

"Can you stop being a Filipeepee for 5 minutes???"

Filipeepee by Cherokeemon May 21, 2021

Filipeepee 

Edgy Filipino teens (and sometimes adults) that try to act cool on the internet by way of sadboi-ing or self-deprecating the Filipino race as a whole.

Typically brash, immature, and extremely toxic when confronted rationally when it comes to following community guidelines, the average Filipeepee would typically ignore an FB, Reddit, or any other social media platform group's rules and regulations (i.e international communities where they still insist on posting in their native tongue despite set rules).

Currently, there exists 4 (embarassing) variants of the Filipeepee namely 1.) "Edgy Memer Filipeepee",2.) "Reactor Filipeepee", 3.) "Bandwagon Filipeepee", and 4.) "Overtly Political Filipeepee".

"Stop being a Filipeepee, please!"

Filipeepee by Cherokeemon May 21, 2021

Filipenis 

A cringe filipino fellow

Damn, these filipenis are ruining our group with their cringe ass memes

Filipenis by anickname October 25, 2022

fileplanet 

Shitty net site that makes you wait hours to download a 10kb file. Makes you pay for having access to crappy downloads like MMO trials.

10 day trial of Matrix Online from shitplanet? Fuck that!

fileplanet by dzjepp March 28, 2005

fileplanet 

A site where you pay to download files you would get for free anyway at speeds rivaling the snail while they try to get you to watch their anime porn. God, what a bunch of fucks!

"I can only download this at fileplanet!?! WTF the last guy who went on there ended up broke, depressed, and stalking little girls..."

fileplanet by Andrew Jerabek August 3, 2006

filipenis 

Contrary to Professor Anon's definition, (which mostly got thumbs up because the Internet is infested by Filipinos who tend to be on the net 24-7) an average Filipino's penis is nowhere near 7.5 inches.

It is still close to the average Asian penis size, which is 5.5 inches in length.

Spanish and American blood contrary to popular Filipino opinion (which is full of colonial mentality meaning they wannabe white) is not even 10% present in 95% of the Filipino population.

If you think the reason there's a lot of Filipinos with white women in America compared to other Asian men is because of their penis size, you are sorely mistaken. Unlike men, not all women measure a man's worth by how big their penises are.

So if you're Filipino and reading the other definition and feel bad for yourself because your dick is nowhere near 7.5 inches, don't be. Most likely your dick size is close to the median. Just be confident, love yourself and go pursue the woman you want whatever her ethnicity.

Filipino Dude: Man, my cousin has a hot white girlfriend!

Filipino Dude 2: Yeah dude, it's because Filipinos have big dicks man. It's the Spanish/American blood in us! Filipenis ftw!!

Filipino Dude 3: No, you're wrong. He has a hot white girlfriend because he actually had the balls to ask her out while you two sit around playing DoTA or WoW on your computers 24-7. Get a life. Filipenis is mostly only 5.5 inches long.

Filipino Dude 1 & 2: ...

filipenis by apersonwhoknows December 1, 2010