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felch monger

A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
felch monger by Hot Carl February 19, 2005
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Filth Monger

A term for someone who is involved in the dealing or trading of filthy or obscene material.
"Wow, my friend Chris has the greatest snuff films! He's such a filth monger!"
Filth Monger by greenlit February 24, 2009

felch monger

someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
felch monger by phoenix1984 September 27, 2005

Filth monger

That guy is a real filth monger, he was saying all sort of filthy things
Filth monger by Filth monger. April 15, 2022

Filthmonger 

A person who frequently partakes in "unclean" activities.
That porn store clerk is such a filthmonger.
Filthmonger by Brian May 13, 2005

filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch
Jim is such a filchmonger.
filchmonger by Sam November 23, 2003
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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