fifner 

An absolute god, the best person you will ever find. The other definition is bullshit

Wow look its Fifner the best person ever

fifner by TwtFer June 21, 2021

Filner 

1. The act of leaning in to give someone a kiss and instead, licking that person's face.
2. Forcing one's tongue into another's mouth (in an unwanted gesture).

Named after ousted San Diego Mayor, Bob Filner.

"My wife hates it when I give her a Filner, but the dog is free to do so."

Filner by ShrinkRap September 11, 2013

Filnered 

To be the victim of unwanted sexual advance by an elderly, creepy individual. Especially an advance that involves face licking.

She thought he was leaning in to listen to her and instead, he Filnered her. In disgust, she had to wipe the drool off her cheek with the back of her hand.

Filnered by Sandy Eggo August 25, 2013

Spidget finner 

Only the most sophisticated of all fidget spinners.

Jordy: OMFG I JUST GOT THE ULTIMATE SPIDGET FINNER. OMFGOOOOOOD.

Spidget finner by Demtane June 11, 2017

finer than frog hair 

Generally, used to describe several different things as follows:

1. A person's own excellent physical/mental state.

2. The outstanding physical appearance of another person.

3. A state of being extremely thin

(Since frogs do not have hair, something that is "finer than frog hair" means something that is as thin/fine/excellent as possible).

1. Bill: "How are you doing today?"

Joe: "Man, I'm finer than frog hair!!"

2. Bill: "Wow, have you seen that new girl in accounting?"

Joe: "Yes...what a hottie, she is finer than frog hair!!"

3. Bill: "This new fishing line is the thinnest I've ever seen"

Joe: "I agree, it is finer than frog hair"

finer than frog hair by the big tiger January 18, 2011

fitnerd 

a fitness nerd; a person who loves working out and gets all technical about technique, form, supplements, protein shakes. The best wieghtlifting moves and generally just talks in a language only other fitnerds can understand.

"Man, look at that fitnerd over there, going off about supercompensation and that meathead has no idea what he is saying. He just keeps nodding and flexing."

fitnerd by SchwObama February 5, 2010

finnerty 

an ancient heraldic name from the county Roscommon in central Ireland, dating from the 3100 BC, named by king Foinne Natca, meaning White Snow in Gaelic. from his name comes Finnerty, Finney, Finnely and other such deritives. so, the name Finnerty is as old as the pyramids. stupid name, eh?

the Finnerty's emigrated in 1848 in Boston.

finnerty by wode August 1, 2007