fiffer

1. (v) To break wind.

2. (n) A fart, especially one that comes out with a very airy sound.

1. Uh oh. I fiffered, and it reeks!

2. I thought I heard something... was that a fiffer?

fiffer by michelle January 16, 2004

Fiffer

Noun

A term used endearingly to describe a person, object, or animal as flamboyant or irking.

The boy was seen as quite a fiffer.

Fiffer by Kipper Micheal March 19, 2024

Faffery

Slow progress, beating around the bush.
Generally wasting time.

'She was mastering the art of faffery in that lesson.'

Faffery by Meadhbh January 4, 2008

faffer 

A fussy, indecisive individual, prone to procrastination, dithering between tasks,and who is easily distracted and achieves very little. In-two-minds, he/she flops from one thing to another and starts all over again.
"A faffer is the enemy of time, effortlessly consuming it while pretending to be constructive" - Quote

George emptied his rucksack and reordered the contents putting his shaving gear at the top, deciding he would need it first when he got off the plane, changed his mind and replaced it with his route map. What a faffer! At the last minute he wanted a pee, and the airport coach left without him.
Elmerdale was a wet. His girl-friend always had to tell him what to do. Left on his own he would faff his life away with trivial, unimportant tasks, getting in a muddle, forgetting the things that mattered. He polished his glasses three times before a stranger at the next table reminded him he had cleaned them already and pointed out his shirt cuffs were soaked with tea.

faffer by Henley January 1, 2009

fifer

someone who uses feathers to give someone a boner.

Get the fuck over here you fifer.

fifer by Joey Rockwell May 24, 2008

fifers 

Female pubic hair

fifers

fifers by skidude23 November 4, 2009

fifer

1.The definition of a bitch who thinks she owns the world and everything in it, including the people and everything that they own.

2. Someone who has strange distorted ideas of social conduct. Is very poseurish and will alter appearances or personality traits to suit those whom they are with. Is extremeley rude and considers self highly surperior to others (who happen to look down upon them) which they does not appear to perceive.

3. A person who believes themself to be beautiful, sexy, and very popular, so much that they will tell a whole community so. When the actual situaltion is that they only have few friends, and the people (most of the community) who aren't their friends actually severely hate them.

4. Is extremely rude, especially under pressure.

"Ugh, i don't want to hang out with joe, he's such a fifer"
"Stop being a fifer, you're pissing me off!"

fifer by supapimp January 9, 2009