fifer

someone who uses feathers to give someone a boner.

Get the fuck over here you fifer.

fifer by Joey Rockwell May 24, 2008

fifer

1.The definition of a bitch who thinks she owns the world and everything in it, including the people and everything that they own.

2. Someone who has strange distorted ideas of social conduct. Is very poseurish and will alter appearances or personality traits to suit those whom they are with. Is extremeley rude and considers self highly surperior to others (who happen to look down upon them) which they does not appear to perceive.

3. A person who believes themself to be beautiful, sexy, and very popular, so much that they will tell a whole community so. When the actual situaltion is that they only have few friends, and the people (most of the community) who aren't their friends actually severely hate them.

4. Is extremely rude, especially under pressure.

"Ugh, i don't want to hang out with joe, he's such a fifer"
"Stop being a fifer, you're pissing me off!"

fifer by supapimp January 9, 2009

Fifer

A person or 'thing' that originates from fife in Scotland, fifers are usually inbred and their brothers are often their fathers same with mothers and sisters. Fifer is also a language

are ye pure a fifer an that aye?

Fifer by bignonce69 November 4, 2018

fifer

a person that originates from the county of fife in scotland.

fifer by Anonymous May 13, 2003

fifer

a motorcycle cop. usually cause, they've got attitude. (usually the solo-bike sergeants, typically 30 year veterans on the force) refers to Don Knotts.

I got chewed up by a solo-bike sergeant. that pig was such a fifer!

fifer by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 February 24, 2017

Fifer

In cricket when a bowler takes five wickets in an innings. Literally a contraction of "five for" meaning five wickets for a number of runs.

Also Five for and Five fer

"It was in Ahmedabad against India that Ashley Giles finally got his first test fifer, while nursing an Achillies injury. He ended with figures of 5 for 67 from 43.3 overs with 16 maidens"

Fifer by Carino Risagallo September 17, 2005

fifer

A small urban turtle.

We found the fifer in the stream next to the Bank of Americas Building.

fifer by jfitz21 May 25, 2005