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fifaitus 

That time of the academic year when every male doesn't show up for school/college due to the latest release of FIFA Football/Soccer game. The name originates from a mixture of FIFA (International Federation of Association Football) & 'itus' (a common ending to an illness).
Teacher: Why didn't you turn up for class?

Pupil: Sorry Miss, I had a terrible case of fifaitus.
fifaitus by Sean2829 October 2, 2010
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Fifaitis 

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder.
Person 1 and Person 2 are playing Fifa on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has fifaitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"I would have made that shot if it wasn't for Fifaitis"

Also, see maddenitis
Fifaitis by Panda Cam February 27, 2009
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fifa-itus 

fifa-itus is the most common infection caught when the worlds most popular football game comes out every year. more common in the male species, it can be passed onto females should they be any good on an x-box or ps3 (other consoles are available)
i can't come into work today, i have fifa-itus

sex? not tonight love. i think my fifa-itus is kicking in

i've caught fifa-itus in my thumbs
fifa-itus by dar-sha September 29, 2012
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