Fielder's Choice 

A choice made by the male involved in sexual intercourse. It refers to the moment where intercourse is interrupted due to an escape threat by the semen from the urethra of the penis.

John: Whew.
Eric: What?
John: I just got lucky. At the last minute, I grounded into a fielder's choice. If i did it any longer, I would have to get a better job caz I know she aint gettin an abortion

Fielder's Choice by bigman000000 January 9, 2010

Fielder Syndrome 

A term to describe one such being who is overly attached to one individual in a sexual way and will take any opportunity to get any attention or contact from the individual. They will often try to disguise this buy proclaiming that they are in "love" with the individual. Movements or symptoms mostly conclude, holding onto the individuals hips while they are walking or getting a hug or some sort of contact at any chance they get.

"Why won't he leave her alone?"
"He got Fielder Syndrome..."

Fielder Syndrome by Sir Blobbington May 24, 2014

Shit Fielder 

Someone who just overall sucks and is stupid who plays Football. Thinks they are a jock but are just a geeky nerd. Thinks they are good at everything... But are not.

Thomas is a Shit Fielder because he is stupid and his girlfriend always wins at everything because he not good at anything other then watching TV.

Shit Fielder by thomasisastoopidhead April 8, 2021

fielders choice 

An interracial couple usually black and white.

Hey dude did you catch that fielders choice over there in the corner.

fielders choice by e5c January 30, 2010