fianceing 

Fianceing means the art of being a good fiancé.

His fianceing was on fleek today!

fianceing by A. Martin April 21, 2018

Finching 

The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.

"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."

Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010

Finching it 

Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.

Dude 1: Where's Jeff?
Dude 2: Home. He's Finching it today

Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017

Chinese Financing

This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.

Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."

Customer: "What is that mean"

Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery

Chinese Financing by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010

fiancain’t 

The opposite of a fiancé. Instead of waiting to get formally married, you’re waiting to get formally divorced.

I wish I could hang out, but my fiancain’t is coming over to spend time with the kids.

fiancain’t by jbird3030 December 30, 2019

fancing 

spastic dancing you do with your blonde lover in your spare time

"Wow, Look at Ryan fancing with Sydney"

fancing by Ryyyyan January 4, 2008

finching off

Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.

We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.

finching off by metaverse December 10, 2010