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Finching
The act of rushing home to take a shit in your personal toilet, regardless of how many publicly accessible toilets are available within a more practical proximity. Named after Paul Finch from the American Pie films, who was dissatisfied by the lack of cleanliness of his school's facilities and would leave the building daily to defecate between classes.
"That was a long trip to the bathroom, Dude."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
"Its not what it looks like! I was finching, so half of that time was travel."
Finching by KevinMyers February 9, 2010
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fianceing • finching • fancing • fiancenay • Franching • francing • fanceine • fiancain’t • Finching it • finching off
Finching it
Making an appearance at work for an hour or two in the morning and then going home "sick". This way you don't have to use sick time.
Finching it by Griff27 August 13, 2017
Chinese Financing
This is the financing you qualify for when you have extremely Bad Credit basically meaning you must pay cash.
Salesman: "Congratulations Folks, you are approved for Chinese Financing."
Customer: "What is that mean"
Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
Customer: "What is that mean"
Salesman: "Wan Lump Sum" Due on Delivery
Chinese Financing by DirtySanchez420 May 8, 2010
fiancain’t
The opposite of a fiancé. Instead of waiting to get formally married, you’re waiting to get formally divorced.
fiancain’t by jbird3030 December 30, 2019
finching off
Spending a lot of time answering emails or message board posts in a long winded and repetitive manner, often at the expense of useful activity. Similar to jacking off, but less pleasurable.
We missed half a day of work because my ride was up til 3 AM last night finching off on the computer in the motel lobby again.
finching off by metaverse December 10, 2010
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