The opposite of a fiancé. Instead of waiting to get formally married, you’re waiting to get formally divorced.
by jbird3030 December 30, 2019
The act of cleaning out your brain of things that have been bouncing around in your thoughts for quite some time. This happens especially with relationships where you've gone awhile without actually deciding if you are into them anymore or not.
- Hey man, you wanna hang out this weekend?
- Naw bro, I gotta do some braintenance and figure out what the hell I'm doing.
- Naw bro, I gotta do some braintenance and figure out what the hell I'm doing.
by jbird3030 June 20, 2016
A person who temporarily adopts fandom of a team because of a close friend or family member who also likes the team. It’s done in a positive spirit of all wanting to root for the same team.
Ask Steve if he wants to go the game, I know he doesn’t care about Basketball but he’s a Bandwagon Bro and will have a lot of fun and cheer for the team like they’re his favorite.
by jbird3030 June 05, 2025