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A foosball player; usually someone who is talented at the game. This definition is common among foosball (table soccer) players in Canada.
Frederico Colignon is the world's best fooser.
fooser by Matrixx Mage June 17, 2009
Related Words
fgoose • foose • Floose • foosed • Fooser • flooser • fooseball • foosey • fagoose • flooseball
A person who is sexually popular, an easy lay, or perpetually pursuing sexual partners.
Keith tries to fuck every new girl that joins.

Yeah he's a fucking floose
Floose by BoeYams March 29, 2020

Get Foosed 

A work safe way to say get fucked peasant.
Get Foosed by Syscon May 24, 2017

fooseball 

A game of soccer played on a table at near waist height. Turning of knobs are used to score a small ball in the oppenents goal. Rules much like the game of soccer.
Man, the only indoor game better than ping-pong is fooseball!
fooseball by dostacysmom69 January 24, 2006
Having sex with James Foos
Oh my god you got Foosed last night!
Foosed by Ihavesexalot March 7, 2022

laissez-foose

The let-alone principles of fooseball.
Setting up your defensive fooseball players in a strategic position, switching both hands to offense, and letting your fooseball players handle the defense for you.

This situation is described as laissez-foose.
laissez-foose by Jon Peterson March 11, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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