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Flexual Harassment 

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Flexual Harassment by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

Fequality 

The idea that all human beings, regardless of race or gender, are pieces of shit.
The term was created by Jim Goad, author of ANSWER Me! and The Redneck Manifesto.
I'm not a racist, I'm all about fequality, you're all shitheads regardless of color or creed.
Fequality by Whitetrashoutlaw May 26, 2010

fexalicious

a combination of fucking sexy and fergalicious/delicious however you roll.. basically its amazing and describes very few people.
Shes fexalicious!
Fuck yeah she is!
fexalicious by omgwaytoocool November 19, 2010

flexual assault 

A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers
This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault

Flexual Intercourse 

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.
Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.
Flexual Intercourse by CAWS March 6, 2008
Sexually attracted to two or more "genders." Used instead of bisexual.
I walked in on Zack there and he was diddling a guy, two girls, and a trannie. Man, that's one flexual mofo.
flexual by Wessexual September 25, 2003
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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