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Flexual Harassment 

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.
Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.
Flexual Harassment by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018

Fequality 

The idea that all human beings, regardless of race or gender, are pieces of shit.
The term was created by Jim Goad, author of ANSWER Me! and The Redneck Manifesto.
I'm not a racist, I'm all about fequality, you're all shitheads regardless of color or creed.

fexalicious

a combination of fucking sexy and fergalicious/delicious however you roll.. basically its amazing and describes very few people.
Shes fexalicious!
Fuck yeah she is!
fexalicious by omgwaytoocool November 19, 2010

flexual assault 

A breach of government law code for persons under the age of 18 where a perpetrator flexes too much on his/her peers
This nigga flashing his gold chains and Gucci belt, his ass probably gonna get beaten.
Nah G, the po po finna jail his ass for flexual assault

Flexual Intercourse 

Using ones flex time at work to engage in sexual acts.
Bro, Im taking off early today for some Flexual Intercourse.
Flexual Intercourse by CAWS March 6, 2008
Sexually attracted to two or more "genders." Used instead of bisexual.
I walked in on Zack there and he was diddling a guy, two girls, and a trannie. Man, that's one flexual mofo.
flexual by Wessexual September 25, 2003