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Fetzering
Noun: 1. The act of making an unfounded or unsubstantiated claim.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.
Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
2. In philosophy, a method of debate or discussion based of the premise of: I think, therefore I am. I think you're wrong. therefore you are.
3. The act of disagreeing by employing rancor, name calling, ad hominem attacks or straw man argument.
Etymology: Fetzering began in earnest in the late 1960's, being implemented by a JFK conspiracy theorist and has since expanded it's use in the 9/11 debate arena.
Related Words
Fetzen • fotzenknecht • Fetzelstick • fotzen • Fotzenlappen • Ferzen • ferzenchentiel • Feten • fetenyl • Fethene
Feten
Feten (fee-tin) is any foul, repulsive, sticky substance of uncertain composition (and exact origin), that finds its way onto unsuspecting people. Usually found on bar counters, public toilet seats, escalator hand rails, restaurant tables and in motel rooms.
Sam: Why's your arm sticking to everything on my desk?
Bill: My elbow picked up some feten at that last truck stop diner.
Sam: What are those dark bits in there, in-between the hair?
Bill: No idea... but if I feed them peanuts they stop moving around so much.
Bill: My elbow picked up some feten at that last truck stop diner.
Sam: What are those dark bits in there, in-between the hair?
Bill: No idea... but if I feed them peanuts they stop moving around so much.
Feten by Billy-Bob Savage November 2, 2010
Fotzenknecht
(1)"Why he doesn't just get rid of her? He's such fotzenknecht."
(2)"He does everything she want's him to. Doesn't he know that wont lead him anywhere? Stupid fotzenknecht."
(2)"He does everything she want's him to. Doesn't he know that wont lead him anywhere? Stupid fotzenknecht."
Fotzenknecht by german definition-nazi June 10, 2011
Räuber Fotzenglotz
*Two girls walking around casually in Pisa.*
A: Do you see that guy over there? He looks extremely familiar to me.
B: Yes, of course! That‘s Räuber Fotzenglotz.
A: Ah right, now I recognize him. He always glotzes at my Fotz when he‘s around.
B: Oh yes, I absolutely love it when he uses his Fotzenglotz ability.
A: Do you see that guy over there? He looks extremely familiar to me.
B: Yes, of course! That‘s Räuber Fotzenglotz.
A: Ah right, now I recognize him. He always glotzes at my Fotz when he‘s around.
B: Oh yes, I absolutely love it when he uses his Fotzenglotz ability.
Räuber Fotzenglotz by DerBoss69 May 6, 2023
Fotzenknecht
Definition: A so-called „Fotzenknecht“ is a German derived word or better say insult to describe a fellah, who is inevitably dictated by his junk's desire to corpulate or in other terms “to fuck” a woman, so that he forgets important values and attributes of a proper man like his honor, pride, self-esteem or personality.
"Ey man, look at that guy over there. How he's acting all pussy over that girl" - "What a Fotzenknecht"
Fotzenknecht by SJ_679 December 20, 2015
Fotzenlappen
"da schlabberet die Fotzenlappen umenant" which means that you have fucked a woman properly or a woman shows sexual interest in someone
Fotzenlappen by Donauwashington September 25, 2020
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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