Fertle

Fertle
To fiddle with,improve, mess about with, fix, adjust.

Fertle...
Fertle with an engine... tune it up?...
Fertle with anything... to adjust it
Can be "search for", ie, had a damn good fertle in the shed, but couldnt find the shovel...

by Bwian SilverDragon September 5, 2008

fertle

definitely, to agree.

"will you go pick the pictures up?"
"Fertle"

by Katrina Hernandez September 23, 2007

Fartleberry

Although usually meaning a small piece of excrement attached to the hairs of your arse, sometimes known as a Clingon, it can also mean someone who is a minor, smelly, unpleasant nuisance that is sometimes difficult to get rid of.

"Malcolm is monopolising the vending machine again, no-one can get him to move."
"God! what a fartleberry!"

by AKACroatalin March 12, 2015

Fartle

Past tense: fartled

When you rip a loud one out of no where, startling the people around you.

Person One:

Person Two:

Person One: ______/—pfffff—\______
Person Two: *jumps back* Woah! What was that!
Person One: Sorry, didn’t mean to fartle you

by Dragon Pussy November 9, 2018

Fertile Crescent

An area in Southern Colorado known for its farming, gangs, cannabis production, and supernatural & alien activity. See also: San Luis Valley

Hey, we boutta hit up the Fertile Crescent to see some crop circles. Wanna come?

Man, you KNOW those Fertile Crescent strains are the best!

Those farmers in the Fertile Crescent be trippin, man. Cannabis so good that the aliens come to get it.

by Kensco7 November 6, 2018

Fartled

When a pet surprises itself with one of its own farts.

The cat fartled himself on the chair today. The smell was worth the laughter.

by Rorplup February 3, 2017

fartle

When you fart in your sleep so abrubtly it startles you awake.

I awoke from my slumber to fartle follwed by an unpleasant odor.

by Lauren McCormack February 8, 2006