A man with the last name of "Fergiani" has probably done the following before age 15:
-Smoked Weed
-Had Sex
-Made other
men say "I wanna be that
guy"
-Made women say "I wanna fuck that
guy until he begs me to stop"
The list goes on. As you can see, being a Fergiani takes alot of skill & effort. So don'
t you dare ever think otherwise. Next
time you see someone hitting their wife, ask em, "What is your last name, sir?" If they reply "Fergiani" You know, they have their reasons.
Bill: Oh, hey there Mr. Fergiani! How was your
day today?
Fergiani: *Takes out a doobie & hands it to Bill* My day was
fine, Bill. Pretty sure yours
will be too.
Bill: Ghee thanks Mr Fergiani! I'll treat this Doobie with the utmost
respect!
Fergiani: Yeah? Start by calling it a "Doobié".
Bill: Doobee, -Doobii, -Doobié! I did it! Doobié right? *Cough*
Fergiani: Heh, that's right kiddo, you just need to sharpen up on your inhaling, then one day, people may even be calling you Fergiani. Eh? Who am I kidding? You'll never be a Fergiani!
Bill: *Laughing* Ha! Nice one Mr!
Etc. Etc.