fergiani

A man with the last name of "Fergiani" has probably done the following before age 15:
-Smoked Weed
-Had Sex
-Made other men say "I wanna be that guy"
-Made women say "I wanna fuck that guy until he begs me to stop"

The list goes on. As you can see, being a Fergiani takes alot of skill & effort. So don't you dare ever think otherwise. Next time you see someone hitting their wife, ask em, "What is your last name, sir?" If they reply "Fergiani" You know, they have their reasons.

Bill: Oh, hey there Mr. Fergiani! How was your day today?
Fergiani: *Takes out a doobie & hands it to Bill* My day was fine, Bill. Pretty sure yours will be too.
Bill: Ghee thanks Mr Fergiani! I'll treat this Doobie with the utmost respect!
Fergiani: Yeah? Start by calling it a "Doobié".
Bill: Doobee, -Doobii, -Doobié! I did it! Doobié right? *Cough*
Fergiani: Heh, that's right kiddo, you just need to sharpen up on your inhaling, then one day, people may even be calling you Fergiani. Eh? Who am I kidding? You'll never be a Fergiani!
Bill: *Laughing* Ha! Nice one Mr!
Etc. Etc.

fergiani by Dr. Dissident March 23, 2014

Ferganistic 

A type of approach that some teachers use frequently when teaching a lesson (most common in US studies). It's where a teacher goes so deep into an example it is as if there is no turning back to bring the conversation back to the original topic. This deep example starts to feel more like a crazy tangeant. It often makes students forget what class they are in.

Colleague: What? How did we go from talking about American industrialization to talking about child prostitutes in US history?

Other Colleague: Oh that's just Mr. Phoenix's ferganistic approach to that topic. Don't worry he fully prepares you for the exam.

Ferganistic by HiggyBare January 9, 2017

ferginize 

when an asshole takes an event that has nothing to do with race, gender or sexual orientation and turns it into a racial or bigoted issue.

A little white girl goes to Dairy Queen and purchases a vanilla ice cream cone. An asshole then considers her racist, her parents racist, loots and burns down their house then brings in Reverend Al Sharpton to Ferginize the issue.

ferginize by D. Wilson Caldwell April 16, 2015

ferginish 

don't forget to finish your beer

hey ferginish and lets get out of here. next bar awaits

ferginish by quicksw April 24, 2010

Ferganigganometer 

(n.) The ratio of melanin cell content over metric tons.

De'markion Fergerson broke the ferganigganometer because he has a hippogyattamus nigga ratio index of 1 niggatillion.

Ferganigganometer by shnigglelover3000 September 17, 2025