A sacred and holy pit that is roughly 50 meters deep and filled with gallons of Feridon's potent ejaculations. Typically used as the grounds of a sacred blood ritual involving the mutilation and sacrifice of 7 Mongolian child sex slaves who are then tossed in the creampit, dissolving and mixing with the sperm, in order to gain an audience with Feridon.
"What do you mean the child sex slaves escaped my speed chamber? What am I supposed to tribute to Feridon's creampit now?"
Fereydun (Middle Persian: 𐭯𐭫𐭩𐭲𐭥𐭭 , Frēdōn; New Persian: فریدون, Fereydūn/Farīdūn) or Afrīdūn (Persian: آفریدون ), is an Iranian mythical king and hero from the Pishdadian dynasty. He is known as an emblem of victory, justice, and generosity in Persian literature.