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fence posts 

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.
fence posts by phat dave August 22, 2007

Fenceposting 

The act of awkwardly standing still while getting danced on or awkwardly standing against the wall while at a party and keeping to ones self.
Wheres Mason at?
He’s fenceposting over there by the punch bowl.
Fenceposting by APickledWeiner September 3, 2021

Fencepost Fed 

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.
Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.

fencepost 

A farewell address; goodbye, farewell, see you later, etc.
"See you tomorrow!"
"Fencepost!"
fencepost by Shannon February 8, 2004

flesh fencepost 

A cowboy's amorous extremity.
After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.
flesh fencepost by panchodoll May 24, 2006

fencepost 

I have a huge fencepost
fencepost by Master of Girth April 4, 2003
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