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fence posts 

Used as a word for Vicodin. Also can be said as just "Posts"
When you don't want to chance "The Man" hearing a drug deal.
Hey Roger, I just got a call from Pat,he's got 100 fence posts....5s for 2 bucks.
fence posts by phat dave August 22, 2007

Fenceposting 

The act of awkwardly standing still while getting danced on or awkwardly standing against the wall while at a party and keeping to ones self.
Wheres Mason at?
He’s fenceposting over there by the punch bowl.
Fenceposting by APickledWeiner September 3, 2021

Fencepost Fed 

1.Referring to oral copulation, when a man or woman sucks a penis that is at the Least 8 inches or more in length and 6 inches or more in circumference to the point of swallowing the cum from the penis orgasm, they have been Fencepost Fed.

2. When you haven't had any sleep for 3 days or more, and/or are under the influence of a controlled substance, and your eyes are playing with your brain convincing you that the fencepost across the street is actually a federal agent doing an undercover stakeout of your house disguised as a Fencepost Fed.

3. A remark made by a bf who thinks he's got a big dick, about his gf who is into giving blow jobs.
Ted: Are you guys hungry?

Bev: Nah, I'm pretty full.
William (Bev's bf): Yeah, she's already been Fencepost Fed this morning.

Allan: Is it me or is that a Fencepost Fed there by that cactus cop?
Angala: No, that's the palm tree popo next to the cactus cop and I think that maybe deputy doorjamb behind them.

fencepost 

A farewell address; goodbye, farewell, see you later, etc.
"See you tomorrow!"
"Fencepost!"
fencepost by Shannon February 8, 2004

flesh fencepost 

A cowboy's amorous extremity.
After he delivered the herd, Lester went to Cactus Nell's Cowboy Day Spa to have the dust blown off of his flesh fencepost.

fencepost 

I have a huge fencepost
fencepost by Master of Girth April 4, 2003