femopause

When a woman takes time out from grooming and making an effort to look feminine.

Is Judy going through "femopause". She's not wearing any make-up, deoderant and the hairs on her legs are long enough to braid!!!

by middleager May 23, 2013

funopause

When a friend hits a stage in their life where they stop having fun, usually after the age of 30, and completely alienate all of their friends.

Kerp hit funopause and has been a mopey bastard ever since, he even gave up bowling!

by RAW Brewing December 4, 2015

femapause

The male version of menopause

John has been acting really weird lately I thinks he’s going through femapause

by Rsinic84 September 14, 2019

Fempansexual

When a straight guy likes females but also likes females with male parts. The girl with male parts has to start out as a female they can not biologically be a male.

Tim is fempansexual, he likes girls but he also likes girls with penises.

by Making more words September 23, 2022

Memopause

Memory issues such as brain fog and short term memory loss as a symptom directly related to the physiological changes a (middle aged) woman goes through at a time called menopause (cessation of menses).

Middle aged woman: "Since I've been peri-menopausal I've noticed I'm often forgetting basic things like where I left my glasses or where my car is in the shopping centre carpark".
Older middle aged woman: "aah, you're talking about (the) memopause, generally it subsides after menopause".

by Mushiewushie June 6, 2025