Memopause

Memory issues such as brain fog and short term memory loss as a symptom directly related to the physiological changes a (middle aged) woman goes through at a time called menopause (cessation of menses).
Middle aged woman: "Since I've been peri-menopausal I've noticed I'm often forgetting basic things like where I left my glasses or where my car is in the shopping centre carpark".
Older middle aged woman: "aah, you're talking about (the) memopause, generally it subsides after menopause".
by Mushiewushie June 06, 2025
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Fury wank

When a couple is having an argument and he slams a door in partners face, blames partner, and starts wanking with his pocket pussy and proceeds to tell partner what he is doing.
"Had argunent with my boyfriend last night and instead of resolving the issue he walked off into another room ignoring all further positive communication and proceeded to fury wank."
by Mushiewushie May 10, 2024
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