femmestache
femmestache by mooseypants July 3, 2009
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You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
femmestache by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
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femstache
As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.
femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007
Femstache
Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!
Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014
Femistache
This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.
Me:Escuse me, mr-
lady with femistache:i'm a lady!
me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
lady with femistache:i'm a lady!
me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
Femistache by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009
Femustache
A Female Mustache.
A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.
Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.
Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"
Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
Femustache by Rantbo October 24, 2008