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femmestache 

You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
femmestache by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
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femstache 

When a female forgets about her hygeine and does not care to remove the hair above her upper-lip.
As I was being interviewed for my job, I could not stand the femstache on my interviewer. I was so into that femstache that I failed to get the job.
femstache by Audmeister February 27, 2007

Femstache 

The dark har on some female's upper lip.

Female + moustache = femstache
Did you see that woman? Her femstache was so hairy it looked like there was a fuzzy caterpillar on her upper lip!
Femstache by Emmaedamae October 28, 2014

Femistache 

This is the faint mustache seen on many older women and lesbians. Some of them even groom it and trim it into shape like men.
Me:Escuse me, mr-

lady with femistache:i'm a lady!

me:(thinking) well, you have one hell of a femistache! you look like a guy! (aloud) Sorry!
Femistache by Andariel The Cool December 4, 2009

Femustache 

A Female Mustache.

A dense grouping of hair on the upper lip of a female. Often seen on Hispanic or Italian Women with poor grooming skills.

Common causes are: lack of self worth, lesbianism, and a fearful or apathetic disposition toward 'waxing'
Bro #1: "Holy shit dude, that woman has more hair on her lip than Yosemite Sam!"

Bro #2: "Oh, Gross! Yup, She definitely has a Femustache!
Femustache by Rantbo October 24, 2008

Femstache 

Bitch, you need to go get that femstache above your lip waxed.
Femstache by Be_nik December 21, 2021
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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