what you call a womans mustache
oh my, that woman has the thickest femmestache ive seen in months!
by mooseypants July 3, 2009
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You girlfriend's ugly and that's a fact/if God sent her, then send her back/she got hairy arms, and a hairy ass/hairy upper lip that I call a femmestache/

Rapped in the style of Too $hort.
by Homeless Dave April 21, 2005
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