jethro's definitions
by Jethro March 25, 2007

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.
by Jethro December 6, 2003

The onomotpeotic expression for the sound of oral sex. Variations involve switching the locations of the various letters, but rarely deviate from the standard H, U, G, L, A set.
Atandt: WHERE ARE WE
Pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
Atandt: GRENADE
Pants: HUGALUGAH
Pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL
Atandt: GRENADE
Pants: HUGALUGAH
by Jethro December 6, 2003

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.
There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.
by Jethro February 21, 2005

1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition like "omg karli's guy ^_^"
2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.
"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:
Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"
2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.
"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:
Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"
by Jethro December 6, 2003

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.
by jethro January 3, 2006
