Ancient legacy renters or owners in residential buildings with too much time on their hands, who attack you about everything from when you can use the elevators to when you can move your new couch into your apartment or have cable installed.
"Phyllis just attacked me in the corridor again...but this time about having visitors in my apartment after 8pm. What a friggin' Gran-nazi."
by Jethro June 15, 2007
A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.
There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.
by Jethro February 21, 2005
by Jethro April 18, 2004
1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.
2. The act of disappearing suddenly.
2. The act of disappearing suddenly.
by Jethro December 31, 2003
A Christmas Tree Monster and cast member of Jerkcity. Obsessed with Canadian Goth Girl, the cast of User Friendly, and dicklicking.
by Jethro December 06, 2003
URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
{MONEY TRANSACTION}
My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
{MONEY TRANSACTION}
My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
by Jethro July 07, 2004
by jethro January 16, 2004