jethro's definitions

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

HUGALUGAH

The onomotpeotic expression for the sound of oral sex. Variations involve switching the locations of the various letters, but rarely deviate from the standard H, U, G, L, A set.

Atandt: WHERE ARE WE

Pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

Atandt: GRENADE

Pants: HUGALUGAH

by Jethro December 6, 2003

cruckle

The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"

Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty

by Jethro April 18, 2004

populatino

population mistyped, or, a massive bustling population of latinos.

Damn dude, the populatino is really skyrocketing...

by Jethro March 25, 2007

Dictionary Too Full

1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition like "omg karli's guy ^_^"

2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.

"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:

Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"

Dictionary Too Full! Needs less crap.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

by Jethro February 21, 2005

pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.

by Jethro December 6, 2003