jethro's definitions

ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

spam

URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

{MONEY TRANSACTION}

My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.

The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.

by Jethro July 6, 2004

entitlement

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.

"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."

by jethro April 5, 2005

populatino

population mistyped, or, a massive bustling population of latinos.

Damn dude, the populatino is really skyrocketing...

by Jethro March 25, 2007

HUGALUGAH

The onomotpeotic expression for the sound of oral sex. Variations involve switching the locations of the various letters, but rarely deviate from the standard H, U, G, L, A set.

Atandt: WHERE ARE WE

Pants: SOME KIND OF GAY FOXHOLE AS FAR AS I CAN TELL

Atandt: GRENADE

Pants: HUGALUGAH

by Jethro December 6, 2003

Dictionary Too Full

1. What happens when 13-year-old girls get on Urban Dictionary and make their boyfriends' names a entry with a stupid definition like "omg karli's guy ^_^"

2. What happens when everybody that gets pissed off in an online chat creates a seperate entry for somebody that made them angry; i.e.

"MaxPayne2Legit2Quit:

Definition: stupid ass fag stfu and die you homogay loser"

Dictionary Too Full! Needs less crap.

by Jethro December 6, 2003

C-R

A story that could be true, but the person telling it could obviously not have accomplished the said task.

There's no way that he could have jumped from a moving jeep and combat rolled down the road at 30 mph... he can't even do a pullup! That's a total C-R.

by Jethro February 21, 2005