jethro's definitions

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

feminism

An idea that stood for the equality of women and men once (about 30 years ago)but is now just about kicking men in the balls and treating them with extreme bias and unfairness.

"Dude how's your new job at the gas station?"

"It's great. I sure wish feminism hadn't frightened me away from college though."

by jethro April 15, 2006

faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by Jethro May 5, 2005

populatino

population mistyped, or, a massive bustling population of latinos.

Damn dude, the populatino is really skyrocketing...

by Jethro March 25, 2007

Gran-nazi

Ancient legacy renters or owners in residential buildings with too much time on their hands, who attack you about everything from when you can use the elevators to when you can move your new couch into your apartment or have cable installed.

"Phyllis just attacked me in the corridor again...but this time about having visitors in my apartment after 8pm. What a friggin' Gran-nazi."

by Jethro July 13, 2007

Texas tea

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.

Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

by Jethro July 6, 2004

spam

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Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.

The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.

by Jethro July 6, 2004