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female masterbation 

The self-stimulation of female genitals. See flicking the bean
female masterbation by Big Simes January 22, 2003
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female masterbation 

putting your finger or fingers in your vegina in and out until pleasured, sprayed out sticky juicy warm cum and screamed like a bitch
I know Becky, I waited for Bob to come over all night long but he didn't. So instead, I fingered myself and ate my cum.

female masterbation 

female masterbation by Anonymous January 23, 2003

female masturbation 

FEMALE MASTUBATION is when a woman touchs her clit, inserts her finger in her vagina,inserts a vibraitor etc. to climax (aka Orgasm).
To stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure.

Female Masturbation 

The act in which a female will complete the act that many men like to call, “Busting and fat one”

It normally results in a liquid being released from the vagina. This is something that men normally enjoy during a session of watching pornography.
Homie #1: Dude, I just watched some porn and busted a fattie.

Homie #2: To what? Lesbo?

Homie #1: Nah bro. Female Masturbation

Female Masturbation 

Jake: Gee whiz! I hope Santa Claus comes tonight!
Andrew: Shut the fuck up. You know that he's as real as a female masturbating.
Jake: But female masturbation is a myth
Andrew: Exactly.
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