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A systemic, institutionalized prejudice against people suspected or convicted of a felony. This prejudice often extends to people who support individuals with a criminal history.
Felonism has combined racism with classism to obtain power and large profits for a small segment of society.
felonism by Lpolkie August 16, 2016
Words you can keep
A religion in which you don't give a fuck.
Those who practice Falonism win the game.
Falonism by RadioKing01 December 12, 2009
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felonimus 

n. the famous thirst quenching drink called gatorade
can i have some of your felonimus???

lets go to the store to buy a felonimus
felonimus by Valdorus December 12, 2004

felonist 

Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person.
I am such a felonist.
felonist by Aunt Fat Butt February 25, 2008
(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.
Man I wish I could Felonis like that!
Felonis by DaStuff February 5, 2010

Feltonism 

Saying or doing something so terribly cringeworthy, you resemble Swansea's number 1 spanish advocate, James Felton.
Person 1: "Stokie Tony just retweeted 70000 people in order for them to complete their #Twitter92".

Person 2: "Omg, that is such a disgusting Feltonism".
Feltonism by Stokie Tony November 15, 2013

Felinism 

A religion that worships The Catten Goddess and Nancy the Creator. One who follows this religion is a Felist.
Pronounced (Fee-line-ism.)
Felinism is all about The Catten Goddess
Felinism by MarleyDogCG March 9, 2020
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When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
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