fellabyte

An uncommon colloquialism refers to someone close to you, such as a friend. It's a portmanteau of "feller" and "byte," implying this friend is of such importance and grandeur that they need an entire unit of digital information dedicated to them. You love them that much.

Hold on, one of my good fellabytes are callin' me.

by portmanteaux December 3, 2024

hellabyte

10^27 bytes of base 2 information, or 8 * 10^27 bits of base 2 information.

This 16 gigabyte phone has 10^-18 hellabytes of storage.

by Misdirects_by_Mr_X June 12, 2013

fellate

The action of performing fellatio.

"Fellate me now, or lose me forever!"

by Richard O'Neill March 5, 2009

fellategate

"Fellategate" is the scandal and media circus surrounding New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft's alleged solicitation of prostitution. "Fellategate" spins wonderfully off those other notorious Patriots chestnuts "deflategate" and "spygate."

"The DA's office claims to have video tape of Kraft paying for and receiving the sex acts. Attorneys for Kraft claim, "The video does not show the mogul receiving fellatio but rather a kindly septuagenarian allowing a young woman to vigorously rest her head in his lap."

"As if spygate and deflategate weren't enough controversy for New England Patriots owner Robert Kraft, we now have the scandal "fellategate," in which Kraft allegedly solicited one or more instances of fellatio at a Florida massage parlor.

by Mo Dixley February 25, 2019

hellabyte

A hella big amount of computer data.

Poindexter: Hey how large is the new mod file for the cheat pack for World of Warcraft XXXVII?
Milhouse: It's a hellabyte, yo!
Poindexter: Quit talking like that.

by Ed Bodine June 16, 2009

Fellate Hate

The savage disdain that some crazy women and some truly disturbing men have for the act of fellatio. The women are known as "Selfish, frigid bitch" and the men are known as "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo". There does seem to be a rule here however, when it comes to those who will open declare Fellate Hate. The "Selfish, frigid bitch" will usually have absolutely no issue whatsoever with cunnilingus, whereas the "Sexually repressed, unfucktionate weirdo" will have strong opinions against it. It's clear that one needs a sharp re-education, and the other needs shooting, as it is the kindest solution.

"How are things going with Rebecca?"
"That's SO over"
"Why? You guys were great together"
"I thought so too, until she openly admitted her fellate hate"
"Damn, what's wrong with that woman??"

"So, how are things with Tim?"
"We broke up after he twisted away when I tried to suck him off- he suffers with serious fellate hate"
"You're well out of it then!"

by MagickDio April 23, 2010

fellate me

Suck my dick before my hard-on fades away!

Fellate me!! ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh!

by Per Verted February 5, 2005