Fegger 

A person who cant do simple things such as add, spell, or pronounce words.

That fegger Alexis kicked me into a doorknob.

Alexis though 6+4 was 11. Shes such a fegger.

Fegger by RyanImpo April 15, 2006

fegger 

Fuck + Bugger = Fegger. Sounds like something Father Ted might say.

"Hey, you're wrong! The Earth does go around the sun!"
"Aaah, fegger.

fegger by BANANABREADMUFFIN December 8, 2004

Fegger 

a fegger is a dick it is a dangly piece af male tissue which if rubbed goes erect :-)

ah yes a fegger

Fegger by matt December 9, 2003

Fegger 

Sounds like a slur. Is not a slur.

"I am Fegger" or possibly "fear Fegger"

Fegger by Patheticworm July 24, 2021

fewger 

A Fewger is an amazing internet friend that has few internet friends. You can always count on a Fewger to be real with you, they will "help" you with anything or at least make you smile :). It will be difficult to find a Fewger, but when you do, it's worth it!

Person 1: YO who are you talking to?
You: Fewger :p
Person 2: What the hell you found a Fewger?? #lifegoals

fewger by Charles Stiles June 3, 2017

Nuck Figgers 

"Nuck Figgers" was originally the name given to a community of European-born Canadian people who lived on the island of Nuck, just off the northern coast of the province of Manitoba, Canada. These people largely lived off the land, harvesting crops. And since the only crop on Nuck was figs from fig trees, they made everything out of figs. Their food was figs, their clothing was figs... Everything was figs. And hence, they became known as the Nuck Figgers.

As you'd expect from such an isolated island community, though, the Nuck Figgers were terrible racists. They'd accept white outsiders into their community (as long as they liked figs), but as soon as a black man came around, they'd mob up to tear him limb from limb. This continued until the more progressive-minded children of their parents got tired of hating people with other skin colours and left Nuck forever. The Nuck Figgers community died out in 1973, the last dying of malnutrition at 81.

However, the legend of the Nuck Figgers lived on. So fierce were they in their hatred of dark-skinned individuals, that "Nuck Figgers" became a byword for hostility towards black people. Even today, calling out "Nuck Figgers" will scatter any African-descended persons around, as it indicates to them that you are willing to act in the manner of the Nuck Figgers of old, and so they will be unwelcome around you.

The fact that the words "Nuck Figgers" are a spoonerism for an expression involving the N-word is just a coincidence.

When in Compton, I found myself threatened by the crowds around me, so I shouted "Nuck Figgers" and they backed off.

Nuck Figgers by Noncondolphin June 22, 2020

felgercarb 

An alternate spelling of feldergarb. A euphemism for "crap" in the Colonial vernacular; also used to mean garbage or nonsense. This word originated in the Science Fiction series Battlestar Galactica (1978) and was one of the expletives created to get swearing past the censors.

Starbuck: You certainly have a way of cutting through the felgercarb.

felgercarb by catdeville December 21, 2014