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federally protected wetlands

Jenna Bush's Snatch
Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

federalli 

The feds, the police, or to commit a serious crime.
Man, you don't want to move that kind of weight. Trust me, you do NOT want the Federallis after you!
federalli by Nique Luva Luva September 7, 2005

federallies 

Federallies N Pronounced fed-er-al-lees Use is common when describing aggressive Federal prosecutors, Federal agents in agencies including FBI, CIA, DEA, ATF,IRS. The term highlights the practice of these to exaggerate lie, bend the truth, shade the meaning, compoound and distort meaning of evevents and facts when pursuing what they consider a violator. The main purpose of Federallies is to get a conviction at the expense of truth or reason. Lying Federal officials or witnesses.
The Federallies presented a case strictly constructed of whole cloth.
The facts, as stated by the Federallies, the case was firm against the defendant.
The true facts were ignored or distorted by the Federallies.
The Federallies withheld the facts that would clear the woman.
The Federallies, eager to get a conviction, exaggerated, misquoted, and withheld substantive facts and details.
federallies by Lloyd Winburn February 3, 2007

federally fucked up 

1. (v.) Drinking/using narcotics to the point where you know longer have control of your body/mind. Usually accompanied by blackouts and in some cases, peeing on your girlfriends Super Nintendo.

2. (adj.) Used to describe something that a close friend or family member did to wrong you.
"Dude I got so federally fucked up last night I peed on my girl's printer. I don't remember SHIT."

"Did you hear that Mike stole Jim's girl then got her pregnant and left hit to raise the kid?"
"Damn, that's federally fucked up."

federollin

When your legally on your ball. when your too legit for the feds.
I be too federollin for the law to touch me.
federollin by Peril May 25, 2006

Federally Associated Purposes 

A backronym for FAP. Usually associated with putting something in the spank bank,
I'll need to see the source... for Federally Associated Purposes of course.