Fecalfiliac

some who is emphatically obsessed with poop, fecal or doo
doophyte

Fecalfiliacs areoftenfound hanging around with Doophytes

by Roy Munson April 6, 2003

fecalfiliac

Chris - AKA MoFo - AKA Shit Fucker

MoFo is a damn dirty fecalfiliac. he loves the shit!!!

by Larry December 31, 2003

Fecalfiliac

Also known as parents of babies and small children. All they fucking talk about, besides leaky breasts and cracked nipples, is poop and snot and vomit and ear wax. Gross. And people wonder why I don't want kids.

My friend is a fecalfiliac ever since she had a baby--all she can talk about is shitty diapers.

by Jennaleigh August 14, 2003

fecalphiliac

A person who has a sexual drive toward excrement especially diahrea.

"John loves it when women release their bowels all over his face, he must be a fecalphiliac!"
"I wish I wasn't such a fecalphiliac, sex gets so messy when laurence unleashes his diahrea all over me."
"Martha sure did love it when I squezzed my rectal muffins all over her stinky body, goodness it's hot to be a fecalphiliac!"

by Dr. Roger M. Kuew March 24, 2009

Fecalphiliac-Fuck

A tall, white, pasty mother-fucker who enjoys dropping a huge deuce in the toilet, taking a picture of it on his cameraphone, and sending it via text message to his normal, unsuspecting friends.

Normal Kid #1: "You won't believe what John did! He sent me a picture of his
doo doo butter!"
Normal Kid #2: "Yeah he is a sick fecalphiliac-fuck!"

John: "I'm tall and pasty and like dropping shits and then eating it or rubbing it
on my bleached asshole."

by YJGenesee March 19, 2008

Fecalfeliac

someone who's obsessed with "mooky stinks"!

Kyle!!!, There is no such thing as Mr Hankey, you Fecalfeliac!

by tatomuck1 February 19, 2009

Fecalfeliac

1. One who is obsessed with feces.

2. Person who uses feces as an aid for copulation.

And her boyfriend took a giant dump on her chest. Her being a fecalfeliac got very excited.

by Dumpman July 9, 2003