An individual that consumes a small amount of alcohol and is intoxicated. Similar to a light weight, but even less alcohol has to be consumed for them to screw a stranger or run around without their clothes.
She's is such a feather weight after one shot her clothes were on the floor.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.