feasor

A hip way to describe a tortfeasor, or a wrongdoer in tort law.

Did you see old lady Palsgraf get hit with that scale when that 'feasor tried to bring fireworks on a train?

My barn burned down because that 'feasor built his hayrick in a manner susceptible to spontaneous combustion.

by j_van December 8, 2010

Feasonable

Anything that is both feasible and reasonable. Usually contrived while on acid (LSD)

Of course we're hitting the bong, its the most feasonable thing to do

by Ian, Aaron, Cameron, & Brandon September 27, 2009

Feaser

Noun: One who feases or display's fease-like tendacies

Did you see the feaser seethe today?

by Dfynr September 16, 2022

Fëanor

A Noldorin elf from Tolkien's epic novel, The Silmarillion. Fëanor was accounted the greatest of his people and created the Silmarils, gems of holy light, which were stolen by the dark lord Melkor. Naming him Morgoth, the Black Foe of the World, Fëanor vowed to recover the gems, and with his seven sons swore a terrible and blasphemous oath.

"Fëanor was the greatest and mightiest Noldo, bringer of greatest renown, and of grievous woe."

by Marla August 9, 2004

Fëanor

Person is completely innocent and morally justified

Fëanor did nothing wrong when he burned the boats his brother needed

by Úmarth May 15, 2020

Fëanor

Eldest son of Finwë and greatest of the Noldor. First Elf to have ever spontaneously combusted.

Fëanor is the best pyromaniac ever.

by Telperion December 7, 2004

fearorism

Government use/manipulation of the public's fear of terrorism. This tends to be done in order to gloss over recent embarassment or to push otherwise unpopular bills through the system.

"That debate didn't go to well for Bush, he better push the fearorism level up to red tomorrow."

by Zervas April 28, 2006