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THE FLDSMDFR 

Machine used from Cloudy With A Chance Of Meatballs
THE FLDSMDFR is awesome
THE FLDSMDFR by mitchellmandem12 September 30, 2012

fedsmoker 

Gone but never forgotten

Fedsmoker is someone who lives in our hearts. In unbelievable pain in the ass to people who are just trying to live life, but also the force of chaotic evil that keeps all things balanced.
Fedsmoker: When you’re featherin’ it, brother

How’d you get a job here there, fuck face?

You’re fired, bud

You just lost your life
fedsmoker by anonymous November 14, 2020

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the act of spamming your keyboard randomly when board in school
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FedSmoker 

Infamous Your Moms House (YMH) podcast star and meth head with a retired double agent personality to match.
He has a DIY haircut and dentistry practice and a few names for you.

Fedsmoker himself goes by many names:
Herkster, Herk, SHEMALE TRANNY CHURCH, Conald Eugene Petersen and last but not least FilthyChurches.

He may have passed on 9th Feb 2020, or so he wants you to think. He may have gone back undercover to hunt more chomos. If you want more top quality FedSmoker, check out the YMH podcast Reddit. Keep feathering it brother.
The owner of the falcon car wash, Fedsmoker has many famous quotes attributed to him:

"What's up there chomo"

"How'd you get a job here, fuckface"

"you didn't follow proto"

"Touch my camera through the fence, you faggot"

"ta-ta there retard"
FedSmoker by Fez_Bez November 17, 2021
F-Fuck
C-Cops
S-Smoke
M-Meth

FCSM
Bro 1 - “Bro what should I write on the desk”

Bro 2 “Dude write FCSM it’s hard as”
fcsm by Noodlesinpoodles January 3, 2019
"First-Class Douche-Magnet": A nice girl who attracts douchebag after douchebag, but never any decent guys.
Did you hear he used her? She really is a FCDM!
FCDM by The OG FCDM November 1, 2011
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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