faxor 

Word usually used by n00bs to annoy the hell out of you means fucker/asshole

n00b: U haz mak3 m3 cry l1ttl3 FaXoR
Player1:Dude STFU and learn some English

faxor by Internet language January 17, 2010

favor sharking 

Doing an unasked-for favor for someone, and then using it to try and guilt them into doing something for you.

Sam: "So Bob shows up at my house randomly with some brown bananas and is like 'hey, you can use these to make banana bread,' and I'm like 'uh, ok, I don't really bake but thanks,' and then he invites himself in for an hour and asks to borrow $300."

Joe: "That's some prime favor sharking right there. But my mother in law is worse. She keeps buying us weird vases and knick-knacks we don't need and then calls us ungrateful if we don't spend hours on the phone with her saying thank you and talking about where we'll put them in the house. We keep asking her to stop but she won't.

favor sharking by Mai Ainsel June 17, 2020

Favorite Puppy 

Something that is very good or favorable, one might say your favorite. Used as an adjective. Originated from the Chuckle Sandwich podcast in which Ted Nivison told a story about his childhood stuffed animal “favorite puppy.” Can also be used in the context of “least favorite puppy,” which means the opposite.

Person A: It’s my birthday today!
Person B: Dude, that’s favorite puppy. I wish I could say the same, my dog died this week and it was least favorite puppy.

Favorite Puppy by JuliaV618 June 20, 2021

Favorite Puppy 

Favorite Puppy is what psychopaths name their beanie babies or a common phrase used to refer to something good or that you like.

Ted: When I was a kid I had a stuffed animal, yeah.
Charlie: What was his name?
Ted: It was a... I think it was a beanie baby and its name was favorite puppy.
Schlatt: You named your stuffed animal "Favorite Puppy?"
Charlie: Are you a sociopath?
Schlatt: I think you might be stupid.
Charlie/Schlatt: *burst out laughing*

Favorite Puppy by FluffyMage June 20, 2021

favorite puppy 

Used to describe something cool or awesome. Sometimes used to describe a good feeling about an item or topic.

Dude, this pizza is favorite puppy.

favorite puppy by chucklesammy June 20, 2021

Bear favor 

A favor you do someone with good intentions but that in the end hurts the receiving party.

The word has originated from a fable by Jean de La Fontaine where a bear tries to helps his master in chasing a fly away from his face by throwing a boulder at his master, and killing him in the process.

Example: If you do someone's homework you do them a bear favor. You do them a favor, but in the end they haven't learned anything.

When today's parents spoil their children they do the children and society a bear favor.

Bear favor by Ghost Tartar October 20, 2014

Favorite Turd 

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.

Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.

Favorite Turd by matterri September 22, 2016