fauxtification 

The decorator that is applied to the app logo in the browser tab that is intended to indicate that there is a new message that requires your attention when in fact there is nothing new to see.

I was suddently distracted by this red dot next to the application icon in another tab. I was hoping that it would be something really important, but it turned out to be nothing more than a fauxtification.

fauxtification by No Whey November 25, 2019

Fartification 

noun - A well placed or well timed fart that strengthens or defends one's position.

I was going to the kitchen to get another beer, but David's fartification was too formidable.

I asked Robert what he thought about my opinion and his fartification was more poignant than his words.

Fartification by onehandcrabbing November 29, 2011

Fatification

The process of getting fat. Root: Fat, to fatify

Person 1: I have been eating alot of junk food. Now i do not fit into my favourite dress anymore.
Person2: You're going through fatification!

Fatification by evil billionaire muahaha December 15, 2012

Fartification 

A room filled with farts to a point where no one wants to enter from the outside. Mostly bedrooms in the morning.

"When I arrived at the party, the room was a fartification. I couldn't bear to go there and stayed in the kitchen instead."

Fartification by Arctica February 2, 2017

Mutual Faultification 

When two people are the cause of an incident, making the fault mutual. Usually with one person causing another person to do something.

It's your fault, you totally hit the drinks over.""Yeah but without you pushing me it wouldn't have happened""True... I guess we'll settle on a mutual faultification

Mutual Faultification by kallsieland March 6, 2011

fartification 

Refers to where one or more individuals intentionally direct their butt-trumpets in a certain direction to ward off undesirables. Extra points if a whole crowd of people “combine forces” by forming a barrier-line and all bending over and “collectively letting fly” to further encourage said undesirable(s) to keep their distance.

Mass-fartification can indeed be a highly-effective means of preventing less-than-savory individuals from “crossing the line of fire”; the only usual problems would be if the unwelcome person either doesn’t have a good sense of smell, can hold his breath for extended periods, or thought to bring along a damp rag to tie over his nose.

fartification by QuacksO September 3, 2018