fauxtexting 

The act of pretending to text in awkward or uncomfortable situations in order to avoid eye contact and/or conversation.

When she noticed her ex-boyfriend walking towards her at the mall, she pulled out her cell phone and began fauxtexting in order to avoid the utter awkwardness of talking to him.

fauxtexting by tanner4 March 4, 2010

FAUXGETTING 

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.

FAUXGETTING by Hewhopointsouttheobvious April 27, 2022

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

facetexting by s-lar December 30, 2010

fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.

Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.

fauxtesting by UcladudeJon October 1, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004