fauxtexting

The act of pretending to text in awkward or uncomfortable situations in order to avoid eye contact and/or conversation.

When she noticed her ex-boyfriend walking towards her at the mall, she pulled out her cell phone and began fauxtexting in order to avoid the utter awkwardness of talking to him.

by tanner4 March 4, 2010

FAUXGETTING

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.

by Hewhopointsouttheobvious April 27, 2022

facetexting

When you are talking to someone online, and you both ask a question at the same time, and you both answer each other's question, and you get into two conversations at the same time.
This is normal when text messaging, but annoying when facechatting, hence the name facetexting.

Brad: You going to Tiffany's party?
JayJay: Did you see the Lakers game?
Brad: Yeah that touchdown at the end was amazing
JayJay: Yeah, but I don't think it's gunna be very good. Oh yeah, I punched the air when Tommy Nelson scored.
Brad: It will be good! I'm going. I know right, I punched the air really hard.
JayJay: Stop Facetexting dude!

by s-lar December 30, 2010

fauxtesting

Fake protesting. Giving the appearance of protesting, but not having a legitimate cause with a goal. Essentially, just making a lot of noise for nothing. Oftentimes, these people are paid to fauxtest.

Antifa doesn't have a cause. Their fauxtesting is to hide their fascist desires to stamp out anything they disagree with.

by UcladudeJon October 1, 2017