keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.
Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious March 23, 2023
mugGet the keep the cones upmug.

FAUXGETTING

Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.
Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.
by Hewhopointsouttheobvious April 27, 2022
mugGet the FAUXGETTINGmug.