Definitions by Hewhopointsouttheobvious

keep the cones up

When your friend tells a joke that still needs work they should "keep the cones up" until it's ready to tell in public.

Joey, your joke isn't remotely funny, better "keep the cones up" on that one.

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Fauxgetting : The art of conveniently forgetting obvious facts that are known to be true.

Marjorie Taylor Greene was "fauxgetting" everything she previously said, texted, tweeted whip being questioned under oath.

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