fauxpod  

An MP3 player, which looks like the Apple Brand iPOD, that is of similar size and description of an iPOD.

Pronounced: fo-pod or pho-pod

"Your fauxpod is really cool."

"Hey, check out my new fauxpod!"

fauxpod by edabaalex April 16, 2009

fauxPod 

Short for "faux iPod." Any portable MP3 player that is not an Apple iPod, esp. knockoff models made to look like iPods (with white plastic enclosures, directional-button interface, etc.). Most often used caustically by iPod owners to insult those who do not own iPods.

"Well, look what we have here! Denny's grandma got him a fauxPod for Christmas!"

fauxPod by Curtis Matthews July 24, 2008

fauxPod 

mp3 player other than an iPod

1) I have to get new batteries for my fauxPod - I can't live without my Jamiroquai!

2) Derek was too cheap to get the iPod, so he opted for a fauxPod

fauxPod by DJ Oneiromancer September 30, 2008

FauxPod 

Any MP3 player other than an Apple IPod.

I got a 20GB FauxPod at..(insert favorite Electronics Store) for $19.99.

FauxPod by HumanPhibian January 1, 2007

fauxpocrisy 

The act of preaching against something, admitting defeat, and then partaking in that thing. Tends to occur when individuals are upset at a societal norm that is too difficult to change, but not difficult enough to pretend to be better than.

That girl who said she didn't want a diamond engagement ring because they were part of an expensive corporate-fabricated tradition based on blood diamonds, committed fauxpocrisy when she ended up getting and showing off her diamond engagement ring.

fauxpocrisy by shaitani June 14, 2011

fauxpology 

When a person makes it sound like they are apologizing when, in fact, they are just shifting the blame or using twisted logic to argue their way out of responsibility for their actions.

When George said, "I guess we all just have to accept some of the blame here," I stopped listening because I knew it was just going to be another fauxpology.

fauxpology by 52tease December 12, 2006

fauxpocalypse 

A predicted apocalypse that doesn't happen

I always knew May 21st, 2011 was a fauxpocalypse, and I'm pretty sure 2012 will be too.

fauxpocalypse by Music chick October 14, 2011