fauxpiphany
Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...
fauxpiphany by bgutz June 16, 2010
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fauxpiphany
A fauxpiphany is a sudden and surprising realization into the meaning of something, only to realize moments later that, alas, you were all wrong. Term coined by the great Lauren Brenner.
"Like a flash, it came to me why Pedro is always acting in that loud and unpredictable way...he is a genius savant!
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
fauxpiphany by ElCommissioner June 13, 2019
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Fapiphany
The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.
Masturbate then deliberate.
When in doubt, rub one out.
Masturbate then deliberate.
When in doubt, rub one out.
"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."
"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."
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"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."
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"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
Fapiphany
An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate
Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."
Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"
Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"
Fapiphany by NutzHangLoww June 24, 2014
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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