fauxpiphany

Sudden realization that your epiphany wasn't that significant.

Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...

by bgutz June 16, 2010

fauxpiphany

A fauxpiphany is a sudden and surprising realization into the meaning of something, only to realize moments later that, alas, you were all wrong. Term coined by the great Lauren Brenner.

"Like a flash, it came to me why Pedro is always acting in that loud and unpredictable way...he is a genius savant!

But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."

by ElCommissioner June 13, 2019

Fapiphany

The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.

Masturbate then deliberate.

When in doubt, rub one out.

"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."

"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."

...

"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."

by Dinner4n April 26, 2014

Fapiphany

An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate

Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."

Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"

by NutzHangLoww June 24, 2014