The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.
Masturbate then deliberate.
When in doubt, rub one out.
Masturbate then deliberate.
When in doubt, rub one out.
"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."
"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."
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"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."
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"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."
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Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."
Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"
Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"
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Bro 1: "Dude, I just had a fratiphany: I can make the pledges haze themselves!"
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."
by A-Stack February 2, 2014
Get the Fratiphany mug.Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...
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Mixed raced, curly hair, dad left her at a young age,
Her eyebrows are ALWAYS on fleek
Treat her right cos you aint leavin'
Athletic, independent, strong (emotionally&physically)
First impressions: Very outgoing, trustworthy,
Mixed raced, curly hair, dad left her at a young age,
Her eyebrows are ALWAYS on fleek
Treat her right cos you aint leavin'
Athletic, independent, strong (emotionally&physically)
First impressions: Very outgoing, trustworthy,
by imsaucinnn April 11, 2016
Get the apiphany mug.A fauxpiphany is a sudden and surprising realization into the meaning of something, only to realize moments later that, alas, you were all wrong. Term coined by the great Lauren Brenner.
"Like a flash, it came to me why Pedro is always acting in that loud and unpredictable way...he is a genius savant!
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."
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Get the fauxpiphany mug.Usually a very sweet girl, could be very rude at times, and might be very dramatic. She can write poetry and most likely plays a sport. She’s never met another Apiphany in her life and probably never will. Commonly tall.
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