Fapiphany

The moment after a male has achieved an orgasm, his mind instantly becomes clear and he suddenly becomes aware of his surroundings. During this brief moment of clarity, he is void of all sexual desires, and is free to ponder the mysteries of life, death, and existence. Rarely can man escape the inner impulses that plague their hearts and souls. A fapiphany effectively eliminates these cognitive obstacles, allowing man to utilize the full potential of their mind.

Masturbate then deliberate.

When in doubt, rub one out.

"My girlfriend is still angry at me, should I give her a call or say I'm sorry? I don't know what to do with my life, man."

"Dude, you need to fap before making any decisions. It's called an fapiphany."

...

"Holy shit, my mind's so fucking clear now. Ain't calling that bitch."

Fapiphany by Dinner4n April 26, 2014

Fapiphany

An epiphany that occurs after you masturbate

Bob - "Man, I was horny so I jerked off but afterwards I thought to myself what is this filth on my screen and I quit porn."

Joe - "Sounds like you had a fapiphany bro"

Fapiphany by NutzHangLoww June 24, 2014

Fratiphany 

A sudden realization of how to be frat, or more frat, in a particular situation.

Bro 1: "Dude, I just had a fratiphany: I can make the pledges haze themselves!"
Bro 2: "Dude, nice."

Fratiphany by A-Stack February 2, 2014

fauxpiphany 

Sudden realization that your epiphany wasn't that significant.

Mary shouted "Eureka!" and then realized her mistake. Yet another fauxpiphany in a long career of failure...

fauxpiphany by bgutz June 16, 2010

apiphany 

A girls name

Mixed raced, curly hair, dad left her at a young age,

Her eyebrows are ALWAYS on fleek

Treat her right cos you aint leavin'

Athletic, independent, strong (emotionally&physically)

First impressions: Very outgoing, trustworthy,

Kasey: That girl looks like she could be my bestfriend one day.
Daisy: Yeah thats Apiphany!

apiphany by imsaucinnn April 11, 2016

fauxpiphany 

A fauxpiphany is a sudden and surprising realization into the meaning of something, only to realize moments later that, alas, you were all wrong. Term coined by the great Lauren Brenner.

"Like a flash, it came to me why Pedro is always acting in that loud and unpredictable way...he is a genius savant!

But it was a fauxpiphany. Pedro is just an asshole."

fauxpiphany by ElCommissioner June 13, 2019

Apiphany 

Usually a very sweet girl, could be very rude at times, and might be very dramatic. She can write poetry and most likely plays a sport. She’s never met another Apiphany in her life and probably never will. Commonly tall.

Girl A: Apiphany is so pretty!

Girl B: I know!

Apiphany by gotmefeelinsomeway November 21, 2023