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Fauxality

Reality as it is presented by "Reality" TV shows.
Though some shows are worse at it than others, all Reality TV shows some degree of fauxality to them.
by HubcapDave June 13, 2010
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fauxality

Fake reality shows on TV. Think Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars. How these shows are supposed to be real is beyond me.
My wife was watching that crap fauxality show Dancing with the Stars the other day.
by Blaine Sullivan June 11, 2008
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fatality

Awesome move done in Mortal Kombat when the big voice guy says "Finish Him!"
And you obliterate your opponent
"Finish Him!"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"Sub-Zero Wins , Fatality"
by Rane May 8, 2003
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Fatality

When you violently disembowel a rival at which Shao Kahn/ chuck Norris( whichever is avalible) claims you won
Finish him! (fatality) you win, FATALITY!
by Reedy28 June 14, 2012
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fauxlite

fō'līt adj.

Fake politeness, usually displayed in public settings. People who are fauxlite are perceived to be very sweet and innocent by their casual friends, but can be devious, manipulative and mean. A fauxlite person's true colors only shine through by accident, or are demonstrated to those in their circle of trust -- a.k.a. their family. Also, those who see through this facade are coldly received by the fauxliter. **Friends rarely, if ever, believe that a fauxliter could ever be anything but nice and kind.**

Fauxliters are often martyrs who decline any offer of help/assistance (so as not to impose), laugh really loud and overzealously at jokes, buy/make random gifts, and say yes to almost anything their friends ask of them.
Michelle: My mom is such a jerk. She called me a thief and a liar and was yelling at me on the phone today.

Gary: No way! Your mom is SO nice! She baked me a cake for no reason. She would never say those things!

Michelle: Oh please! She is so fauxlite it makes me want to vomit. You just don't see it because you're not related to her.
by dinosaur lunchbox September 24, 2009
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Fauxfanity

Pronounced \fo-"fan-'&-tE\

words that resemble profanity but you aren't using cuss, curse or swear words.
Fauxfanity includes using...
"freak" or "frik" instead of "fuck"
"darn" instead of "damn"
"heck" instead of "hell"
"shoot" or "crap" instead of "shit"
"butt" or "arse" instead of "ass"
"betch" instead of "bitch"
"B.S." instead of "bullshit"
by Donez January 28, 2006
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Fakality

The reality of knowing that every one of your peers talks shit about you behind your back !
The fakality of my workplace is unbearable
by Sexylaurie10 July 15, 2010
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